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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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