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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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