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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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