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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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