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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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