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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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