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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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