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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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