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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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