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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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