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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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