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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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