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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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