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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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