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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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