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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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