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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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