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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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