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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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