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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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