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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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