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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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