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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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