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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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