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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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