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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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