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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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