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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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