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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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