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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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