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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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