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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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