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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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