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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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