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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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