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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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