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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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