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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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