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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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