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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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