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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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