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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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