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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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