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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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