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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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