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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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