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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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