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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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