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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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