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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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