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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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