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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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