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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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