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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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