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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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