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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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