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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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